Vidya Balan in clean picture!

Rekha didn't deserve Rajya Sabha seat-Gul Panag

Before marriage

Before marriage - She expects.
After marriage - She suspects.
After death - She respects.

Ek harami bacche se kisine sawal kia.
Billi puch q hilati h?
Bacche ne itminan se jawab dia,
"isliye Ki puch Billi ki h,
tere Baap ki nhi"

Doctor:which soap u use?
Sardar:Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush.
Doc.: Is gopal an international company?
Sardr:No gopal is my room mate!

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gayi
2-4 Aadmi BoLe-Amma Hame Bi Le Jati Apne Sath,
"Santa BoLa Chup hO JaO KaM!nO Amma Kya Tata SuMo KarKe Gayi Hai...*