FUNNY JOKES

FUNNY JOKES

FUNNY JOKES

FUNNY JOKES

Jitne channel Tv ke, Utne nakhre Biwi ke, Tv chalta hai remote se, Biwi chalta hai Note se.

Jab Ladki Pranam karne jhukti hai to uske kya dikhta hai.? . Uske Sanskar Dikhte hai Aur Aap jo soch rahe ho usse Aapke Sanskar dikhte hai

Kachre ke dibbe se khana khaya nahi karte.. Padosi ke biwi ko apne ghar laya nahi karte..

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…


Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …
Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai…

Vidya Balan in clean picture!

Rekha didn't deserve Rajya Sabha seat-Gul Panag

Before marriage

Before marriage - She expects.
After marriage - She suspects.
After death - She respects.

Ek harami bacche se kisine sawal kia.
Billi puch q hilati h?
Bacche ne itminan se jawab dia,
"isliye Ki puch Billi ki h,
tere Baap ki nhi"

Doctor:which soap u use?
Sardar:Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush.
Doc.: Is gopal an international company?
Sardr:No gopal is my room mate!

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gayi
2-4 Aadmi BoLe-Amma Hame Bi Le Jati Apne Sath,
"Santa BoLa Chup hO JaO KaM!nO Amma Kya Tata SuMo KarKe Gayi Hai...*